Michael Scott's Day
9am - 11am Creative Space 12pm - 5pm Free Play
LD and Leon
Larry: I told him you said she was beautiful. That's all I said.
Leon: But you say that shit to him, it's implying I'm fucking her.
Larry: Just tell him you're not.
Leon: But I am. I've been kung-fuing that ass for a while now.
You are combined in this shit now with me, Goddamit. We are Lego. We are like...– LEON, Curb Your Enthusiasm (via inothernews)
Can I tell you something about apricots? … 1 in 30 is a good one. It’s such a...– Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm (via crabcakes)
I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors. The thieves don’t impose… The...– Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm (via crabcakes)